Top Ten Sword Excuses:

1. The peg was dull!
2. The camera wasn't on me!
3. The Wara was rolled wrong!

Sword Class sayings to live by:

• "Why do we train?  So we don't get dead."
• "Luck is a skill."
• "First cut first."
• "Draw first then cut."
• "This is dangerous try it at home."
• "Beer is a sign that God truely loves us."
• "Swords don't kill people, I do!"
• "Reach out and cut someone"
• "Iaido no shugyo wa issho".  (It will take all your life to learn Iaido).
• "It comes up fast from the bottom, like a Great White Shark"
• "Loyalty is not a convienence"
• "Trust the Sword"